For my birthday, I present to you . . My horoscope.

Sagittarius Horoscope for week of November 30, 2006

On Jupiter's moon Europa, there is an absolutely straight narrow line about 125 miles long. NASA'S photos show it clearly. Commenting on this improbably regular feature, renowned author and inventor Arthur C. Clarke says he finds it hard not to conclude that it was constructed by intelligent life. "I'm beginning to think the unthinkable," he writes. Make that sentence your watchword in the coming week, Sagittarius. Be ready to imagine the unimaginable, see the unseeable, and think the unthinkable. And I mean that you should do that with the most optimistic attitude possible. According to my reading of the astrological omens, the almost unbelievable prospects coming into your sphere are interesting and invigorating.

Seasons of Change

Goodbye Fall


Hello Christmas

Trying new things

The following was made possible by my fantastic hermano:

Visiting the Art Institute all while taking in some educational information on the subject of art.

Chicago style pizza. (Too much cheese and bread for me!)

A real club that charges $200+ just to sit at a table. (it was also my first time to see a girl get fingered in public)

Walking around downtown Chicago.

Going to the Opera.

Christmastown in a plaza that included a bonus new thing: german food.

Having the best time yet in this town with mi hermano.

- I'm also trying on a new age, I'm taking the whole week to take it in. It's 25 and it's grand.

- Saturday night Jason Morgan from GH came to me in my dream. It was an eye-opening experience, especially into the things I want or want to be? Very strange, but I'm going to go with it and see what positives it can bring me. And he was in fact in his trademark leather jacket.

Time Out Chicago

There's this weekly magazine that offers quotes "heard on the street" that give me great pleasure. Here's a few of my faves.

I respected you more when you had candy out here.

Whatever he got us for dinner stained my hands yellow.

I was Wicker Park before Wicker Park was Wicker Park.

So I had to fly her out here to take care of a spiritual entity in the drop ceiling.

I'm convinced this is my first life as a woman.

Suzanne, nobody eats at Burger King.

Look, sailors! Wanna give them blowjobs?

Gold digger? Oh yeah, I totally knew that about her.

His mouth looks like a vagina.

*My all time fav*
I mean, like, literally, I hate Ohio.

Dear Diary

Diary, I think you're the only one who understands how excited I've been all day. One might think it's because Grey's Anatomy and The Duel is coming on, but that's not why I've been dancing around all day and counting down the hours till I got home.
No, you know Diary, it's because today is Luke and Laura's wedding. On the 25th anniversary of their wedding that was viewed by 30 million people, the good people at General Hospital are giving us a tribute to the history making show we all love.
Even though my pizza got ate and my shower tolietries were used, this is a great day and I'm excited to be home to enjoy this moment of television greatness.
I gotta go rewind my tape!

Thank you mom for reminding me . . .

to be a good christian girl.

to be tolerant.

to not sink to his level.

to cut him some slack.

to get through the next three months as unbitter as possible.

to be a good person.

PS I will from here on out raise an eyebrow at two of the same zodiac signs living together.

**BREAKING NEWS**

More like the best thing I've heard all week! Britney Spears has filed divorce papers to end her marriage to Kevin Federline. Yes! She got a clue! Let the Reinvention Tour begin.

I have two thoughts on her motivations. 1) She just wanted babies so she found a guy to make that happen, got her babies and now she doesn't need him. 2) She realized how embarrassing his rap efforts are.

Running with Scissors

Go see it before Annette Benning and the man who plays her doctor get awards and you're sitting there wondering what all the greatness is about!

I have not laughed out loud like I did in a very long time, it's the best movie I've seen in years. Now you might be thinking, but I heard it got bad reviews? Well I'm reviewing it and this is not a bad review. Trust me and not some stuffy old man.

Let me drop some of my favorite quotes that might motivate you.

"Do you like my new house, I need high ceilings."

"Hope, I want my beads back."

"Why are all the dishes outside?"
"I'm giving everything that man touched a moon bath."

Oh O

Oprah has a habit of lecturing people while she interviews them, it's a very sneaky way that she does it - but trust me, she does it. For example today she had a girl, on via satellite from jail, that killed her baby and threw it in a quarry. In the first segment of the show Oprah was going over the details of what had happened with the girl and her baby and all Oprah said was, "Say it, say what you did." But you knew by the way she said it that she was scolding that girl. Oprah loves to make people accept their truths.

So here's why I'm excited. Oprah does this, she not only does it with criminals but with people in denial and every once in a while - celebrities. So how excited am I that Lindsay Lohan is going to be on Oprah on Tuesday? That oughta be a scolding that makes you wince a little in your chair.

I got the F outta dodge

"come away come awwwaaayyyyy to avonlea"

I did and it was beautifully fantastic and splendidly fun.

Autumn foliage gave me peace and Earhart gave me strength and wisdom.

I feel like I've been to a retreat.