Shot's Survey

1. What is something we’ll never hear you say?
I want to swim with the killer whales.

2. When you’re a rich famous millionaire your house will have one wacky room that a normal house wouldn’t…. what is that room?
I like what Candy Spelling has, a gift wrapping room. But if I had a huge house, it might be cool to take up canning as a hobby and have a canning room.

3. Have you ever broken anything? (Promises and bones count.)
I broke my ankle. It wasn't a normal ankle break, the inner knob on my ankle sliced off the structure of my foot.

4. How close have you been to bearing children?
No, but I'm sure I've been stupid about it.

5. If you could pick your parents who would they be?
Elvis, so I could live in Graceland.

6. If you could pick a celebrity best friend who would it be and what is something you and said CBF would do occasionally?
Kristin Wigg. I'm not sure if that is how she spells her name. I would turn her into a circus monkey, making her constantly be funny.

7. You’ve just been abducted by aliens what’s one thing you hope to get to do with them?
I would have to ask if we could pick up a couple of my friends because I wouldn't want to hang with aliens alone.

8. The city you live in has just elected you chairman of the city renaming committee what are some possibilities you will put forth on the ballot?
I would rename this sleepy little town Slackerville.

If you take the quiz you have to add eight questions of your own, here are mine:

9. What is your favorite Dawson's Creek episode?
Tough question y'all. Season three spring break episode when the gang goes to Dawson's aunt's house and Pacey and Joey fall into each other. That was hard.

10. If you ran for President of U.S.A., what would your campaign slogan be?
Let's do this!

11. Time magazine recently published its 100 most influential people issue, who is your choice for 2008-2009? (People on the list can be on your list too.)
Oprah, she picked our president. I don't completely believe this, however without her the preliminaries might have turned out differently.

12. What is your favorite thing Britney Spears has done that has entertained you?
When she held her own kids hostage in the bathroom in her own house and was taken out on a gurney; I couldn't stop reading about it.

13. What do you not want to know about?
The making of Spam, or hotdogs.

14. Name one childhood smell.
Tough call. Off spray or honeysuckle.

15. If you could storm a castle, what would you do first after you settled into your new digs?
Sit at a very long table and eat chicken right off the bone.

16. What is your idea for this year's Halloween costume?
My Pancho Villa was so successful this year, I'm not sure I could put it down. I wonder if Sarah Palin would still be good in October.