Everybody wants to be on Oprah.

I would like to say for the record that I think it is disgusting that our society has given so much attention to the pregnant man and the octo-mom. Gross America! These people are fame-crazed idiots and are using the lives of unborn children to get on TV or in People magazine. We should not be supporting them by asking about them, watching them or buying the magazines they sell their stories to. I believe the pregnant man wanted to be on Oprah, and he got to be. Then, shocker - he got pregnant again - smells like fame-hungry to me. This octo-mom is an irresponsible asshole who should not be given the time of day. If people want to reach out to help the children by giving supplies, not money, then maybe they will be saved from the ridiculousness they were born into.

assphinctersayswhat?

Obama is giving his first press conference, obviously about several serious topics considering our country's state. This guy from the Washington Post stands up and asks Obama's opinion on A-Rod's confession to taking steroids while playing for the Rangers. What? Seriously? Really, guy from the post, really? You're ridiculous.

Cheers!

Here's to a fabulous woman, showing us all how it is done. The achievements you have accomplished in your first thirty leave us all awaiting the wonders you will create in your next thirty. For your year to come, I say to you what a famous man once said to a famous lady:
Your future is so bright it burns my eyes.

Happy Birthday Amelia and cheers to your 2009!