Where is the replacement?

I don't like my back burner, I need a new one. It's not working for me anymore. It doesn't heat properly and I'm pretty sure my memories of it working for me are more in my head than in reality. I hate getting stuck with a bad back burner, it's like getting stuck on the worst song on a record. It's not even that I want something new for my front burner - I just want to bump the back burner out of place already.

jeez

Is this real? What is happening here? Drugs? Plastic surgery? Bad makeup mixed with bad lighting? How did this face turn 47 so fast? Gross.