Finish this sentence . . .

1. My ex...was awesome. If my life were a TV show, an episode with a guest appearance by him would be a very special episode.
2. Maybe I should...audition for A Streetcar Named Desire.
3. I love...my cat Ella!
4. People would say that I'm...good at my job.
5. I don't understand why...Megan Mullally is doing margarine commercials.
6. When I wake up in the morning...I quickly get into a hot shower and think about sun on my skin in June.
7. I lost...my jumpdrive.
8. Life is full of...hilarity, especially in junior high theatre arts classrooms.
9. My past...is colored.
10. I get annoyed by...negativity and whining.
11. Parties are...my thang. I thrive at parties, my dreams are set at parties and there is nothing like hosting "the party when . . ."
12. I wish life was not...so expensive.
13. Dogs are...pure love.
14. Cats are...pure companionship.
15. Tomorrow...is Friday!!! I lurve Fridays.
16. I have a low tolerance...for bad eyeshadow.
17. If I had a million dollars I'd...pay off my loans, send my folks to Australia, travel and then save the rest.
18. I'm totally terrified of...my inner thighs.
19. My spouse...is lost.
20. My life...cannot be summed up in a fill in the blank.